Monday, 12 May 2014

Confessional interview with Neil White


There is a scene from porridge in which the Judge says ‘you are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard’  meaning that if you choose to live the criminal life then you must accept that one day the chances of having the Police turn up your door is something that you have to take in to account. Yet when you live your life as an honest man, paying your taxes, child support etc. and still end up having your front door pounded down by several Police officers something is going horribly against you. This was unfortunately the case for me. My whole life, at least working life has been spent working on a passion of mine which happens to be Scooters. I’m not talking about the mopeds you see 17 and 18 year olds ripping around in over summer I mean the finely crafted Italian Lambrettas and Vespas. I got my first scooter at the age of sixteen which was when the love affair started and since then I have managed to establish myself as a well-respected member of the scooter community. Over the years I have helped repair hundreds of bikes and have managed to make my living buying old scooters restoring them and then selling them on. I have made documentaries on the bikes I love and in the scootering world have secured my place now as a trustworthy and reliable person that is very knowledgeable on scooters. Therefore naturally no one was more surprised than I when after a routine trip to Italy I had my life turned upside down.

                I had set off in my van to Modena Italy, home of the finest balsamic vinegar Italy has to offer and also Mary of Modena a former Queen of England. I was travelling over to Italy to go to a scooter jumble which I tend to do several times a year to buy scooters in need of some tender love and care and experience had taught me that these jumbles were where you can pick up some of the best bargains. Obviously travelling to Italy isn’t the most ideal of situations especially when you’re in an old post office van that has seen much better days, but as a great lover of Italian culture and primarily scooters I had grown very fond of these trips. It is hard to describe one of these jumbles and to the untrained eye it probably looks no different to any event of this nature, lots of people stood round trying to sell their rubbish. A lot of times this is the case, you can walk round for hours at a time and not find anything that is remotely useful, however this time in particular I came across a beautiful bike, a Lambretta Silver Special. The bike itself wasn’t in the greatest condition but I knew that once I had spent a bit of time on it in my workshop back home that I would be able to do it up lovely and make myself a bit of money on it. It really is luck of the draw at these markets I’ve travelled down to Italy before and returned empty handed and you get a few ‘marketeers’ like myself travelling over from the U.K for the same reason so it’s competitive as everyone wants to get their hands on the best stuff. I managed to pay for the Lambretta get it at a reasonable price and I thought that was it, I’ll move on and see what else there is to offer. This trip was unfortunately a nightmare from start to finish, there was an ongoing problem with a few people of the people I had travelled with regarding some stolen money, my van blew up whilst driving through some French mountains and I personally was returning somewhat empty handed as I hadn’t managed to buy as much as I had hoped for. All this was just the calm before the storm however as it wasn’t until I got home that the real problems had started.

After what can only be described as a torrid journey back home I finally got back home and was looking forward to a few days of relaxing after the draining trip. I remember thinking at the time ‘thank god I’m home’ and for a few weeks this was the case. I was able to work on the Silver Special and had put the bike on ebay as it was ready to be sold. It wasn’t for a few days later that I had my life turned upside down when I received a knock at the door from Interpol claiming I was selling stolen bikes. When buying bikes abroad it is always customary and in your best interests to get all documentation you need on the scooters you are purchasing which I always made sure I did, so to see two uniformed police officers at the front door of my house came as a massive shock. The officers had been ‘made aware’ that I was selling stolen bikes that I had picked up on the cheap in Italy. This came totally out the blue during the summer period, a time when I do the most of my business as people like to take advantage of the summer weather and get out on their scooters. Yet I had Interpol on my doorstep telling me that I was under arrest for a crime I hadn’t committed, that all my other bikes were to be confiscated and that I was believed to be part of some sort of stolen scooter ring. The following few months I was treated like a criminal, I was constantly being harassed by the Police. They were asking me all sorts of questions and trying to pin me to several bike thefts. I lost all my custom that summer so couldn’t provide for my family. My wife turned to drinking and we were arguing non-stop and consequently divorced, all for nothing. I have always felt that as a human the biggest achievement you can have in your life is to find love, I had that as well as a successful business and it was taken from me. I spent the next few months dumbfounded by the position I had been put in; I was penniless, wifeless and it didn’t look like showing any signs of coming to a favourable resolution for me. I found myself in the worst state of my life until one day I had all my bikes returned to me minus the Silver Special and all the charges against me dropped. It was like a brief fleeting visit from a tornado that just passed through my life and left it in tatters. I was never given any explanation by the police as to why they had reason to suspect me or if they even had any evidence for that matter. I was the victim of sheer Police incompetence and in such a short space of time they had made me lose so much. Other scooter enthusiast’s that might have considered my business as competition started to publish articles in magazines slandering my name so my business and reputation had to be rebuilt from scratch. It was a truly horrible period in my life, one that I still have many of unanswered questions about like; Why did the Police think the bike was stolen? What happened to it?  And why me? But I have now moved on from it and it’s a chapter of my life that I will not remember fondly.

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